The Perfect Woman
Imagine this…
It is year 2454… You are a 25 years old man, you live on Earth in an artificial man-made dream city floating on top of the Atlantic Ocean. You are working in Jupiter, in the fuel extraction facility number 554. You travel daily from and to work, it isn’t a long trip, approximately 25 minutes each way, 50 minutes of your day which you usually use to have your breakfast and dinner.
Jupiter as it seen from Earth
From Flickr, User: Brian Jackson
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8AUoH9
Friday of January 23rd of year 2454… 7:00 PM, you have just arrived home from work.
“Welcome home Marek, good to see you“, your robotic personal assistant greets you in her female friendly robotic voice.
You: “Thanks Ruby, i need you to send a message to Sasha”
Ruby: “alright, i’m ready”
You: “Start Message:”
You: “Hi beautiful, how are you? Are you coming over tonight?”
You: “Send Message”
Ruby: “message sent”
5 minutes later…
Ruby: “You have got a reply from Sasha”
You: “Great, please read the message”
Ruby: speaking in the voice of Sasha “I am not happy anymore with our relationship and we need to breakup”
You have had your share of relationships, but most of it didn’t last long and didn’t go that well… Statistically, an average relationship lasts for 2 months, down from an average of 3 months per relationship in 2440. So, in the last 7 years you had approximately 35 relationships, 15 of which you got dumped and another 20 which you had to end from your side, and it wasn’t pleasant.
That’s it, you are tired of starting all over again every 2 months. You know deep down that you have to take control of your life and you have to find the Perfect Woman. Find? How about creating the perfect woman?
In 2383, the human race developed the technology required to genetically design the perfect human DNA. There is only one limitation, the DNA used in any design needs to be selected from an existing pool of genes collected from all of the different human races all over the globe. That is to say that no Alien DNA could be added to the human gene pool.
You: “Ruby, I’ve decided… I need to create my first human”
Ruby: “Great Marek, I am happy to hear that”
You: “Define DNA sequence — Sex: Female — Name: Sophia — Age: 23”
Ruby: “DNA Sequence created, waiting for your input configuration parameters”
Friendly like a Filipina girl
Friendly Filipina girl
From Flickr, User: Ronnie
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8fgkr1
Intelligent like a German girl
A girl from Munich
Photo from Flickr, User: Nathan Rupert
Original: http://flic.kr/p/am4cFn
Dances Like a Brazilian girl
Brazilian girl dancing in Salvador’s Carnaval
From Flickr, User: Team at Carnaval
Original: https://flic.kr/p/7GGeoo
Speaks like a French girl
Polite like a Japanese girl
Cute Japanese Girls
Photo from Flickr, User: Mathew Kenwrick
Original: http://flic.kr/p/9BLCSb
Creative like an American girl
Marissa Mayer
From Flickr, User: TechCrunch
Original: https://flic.kr/p/fPpFwM
Runs like a Kenyan girl
Kenyan girls
From Flickr, User: BU Interactive News
Original: https://flic.kr/p/bN3nR2
Faithful like an Indian girl
Indian girl
From Flickr, User: David Long
Original: https://flic.kr/p/7Uo6Rw
Sweet like a Chinese girl
Sweet Chinese girl
From Flickr, User: watchsmart
Original: https://flic.kr/p/LmU1e
Has facial features are like an Italian girl
Italian girl
From Flickr, User: Alessandro Valli
Original: https://flic.kr/p/6Z1xke
Has hair and skin color are like a Swedish girl
Swedish girl
From Flickr, User: hedvigs
Original: https://flic.kr/p/aMpBe4
Elegant like an English girl
English girl
From Flickr, User: Roy Macleod
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8Uidrm
Smiles like a Serbian girl
Serbian girl
From Flickr, User: Milos Milosevic
Original: https://flic.kr/p/51nWXL
Sportive like a Russian girl
Maria Sharapova- A Russia professional and beautiful Tennis player
From Flickr, User: Boss Tweed
Original: https://flic.kr/p/34AwHN
Ruby: “Parameter file loaded. human cells mutation procedure initiated… please standby…“
Yes, maybe improving genetic characteristics is possible once technology advances.
Maybe human race will improve because according to epigenetics, improved education can nutrition can help change the human genes for the
Better. The actions we take can influence our genes. Cultures and Talents can be implanted and grown. Cultures can be cultivated and when we train our minds with deep thinking, sciences and arts, the DNA will become better and the genes can become in a better form in human race year after year and generation after generation as genetic traits evolve through positive human actions.
Thank you for your comment ecohorizons,
That is an interesting angle to look upon the perfection of our genes as a human race and this topic is very interesting. Perhaps you should write more about it :).
Very interesting! Your part about “skin and hair like a Swedish girl” was interesting. Because most/many men like toned, tan skin, more like Asian skin. 🙂 Can you do one on Vietnamese girls?
Hi Ashlyn,
I do find Asian skin very attractive, most of the time it looks so flawless and beautiful (also the hair is usually dark, thick, long, healthy); But maybe I have a weakness towards the European beauty as well :p.
I also feel (just a hunch here or an observation, I haven’t looked up any scientific research on the topic) that somehow we are genetically designed to be attracted to a more genetically versatile partner (or is it just me?). How often do you hear European women describing their ideal man as (tall, dark hair, tanned skin…etc) and how often do you find Caucasian men fantasizing about Asian girls (example: Mark Zuckerberg is married to a Chinese Woman )
I will do my best to write about Vietnamese Stereotypes and certainly write about the Vietnamese girls within my post; But please bare in mind, life is so busy and my last post was 4 months ago 😦
Thank you for your comment Ashlyn, 🙂
Hey, this is Ashlyn again. 🙂
Well, I am typically attracted to Hispanic men, but I find some whites, blacks, and asians to be quite attractive too. 🙂 Of course, not everyone in a single race is going to be attractive…. so I am glad that there are a lot of races to choose from! 😛 However, I agree that there are some attractive Europeans. I am not European, I am American, but I would also describe my “ideal” man as “tall, dark and handsome.” 🙂 And yes, here in the US Asian women are very popular – Asian women/white men are one of the most popular interracial type of couple!
😦 I know what you mean about life! No pressure, but I do love your blog posts! 🙂
Thanks for your response!
Hello!
What an interesting post and a interesting blog! 🙂
About the “perfect” woman, I think you got many of the traits right, but I would disagree with a few. I don’t know what country you live in , but here in America a couple of your traits may be viewed as wrong.
Your “dancing like a Brazilian girl” was right on in my book! But I have seen the Swede girls do some cool dancing at the World Cup too.
Wouldn’t that be “intelligent like a Japanese/Korean girl”? They have the highest test scores in the world, or some of the highest test scores.
Your French girl one… I would totally agree with! The French accent is GREAT! I also love the Brit and Aussie accent though.
But the one that you said for the Swede girl… here in the US Asian women are looked on as the ‘trophy” wife. Most American men prefer the dark brown/black smooth silky Asian hair and tannish olive skin of Asians. However, again, where ever you are living in might be different! 🙂
ANyways…. I LOVE Your blog! Keep it coming… so interesting how so many of our stereotypes are FALSE!
Please do one on…
African Americans
Vietnamese
Mexicans
Hope to here a response from you when you get time!
Thanks! 🙂
lol and…??????
IF there was ever a woman with all those qualities, the Earth is not worthy of her presence.