The Perfect Woman
It is year 2454… You are a 25 years old man, you live on Earth in an artificial man-made dream city floating on top of the Atlantic Ocean. You are working in Jupiter, in the fuel extraction facility number 554. You travel daily from and to work, it isn’t a long trip, approximately 25 minutes each way, 50 minutes of your day which you usually use to have your breakfast and dinner.
Friday of January 23rd of year 2454… 7:00 PM, you have just arrived home from work.
“Welcome home Marek, good to see you“, your robotic personal assistant greets you in her female friendly robotic voice.
You: “Thanks Ruby, i need you to send a message to Sasha”
Ruby: “alright, i’m ready”
You: “Start Message:”
You: “Hi beautiful, how are you? Are you coming over tonight?”
You: “Send Message”
Ruby: “message sent”
5 minutes later…
Ruby: “You have got a reply from Sasha”
You: “Great, please read the message”
Ruby: speaking in the voice of Sasha “I am not happy anymore with our relationship and we need to breakup”
You have had your share of relationships, but most of it didn’t last long and didn’t go that well… Statistically, an average relationship lasts for 2 months, down from an average of 3 months per relationship in 2440. So, in the last 7 years you had approximately 35 relationships, 15 of which you got dumped and another 20 which you had to end from your side, and it wasn’t pleasant.
That’s it, you are tired of starting all over again every 2 months. You know deep down that you have to take control of your life and you have to find the Perfect Woman. Find? How about creating the perfect woman?
In 2383, the human race developed the technology required to genetically design the perfect human DNA. There is only one limitation, the DNA used in any design needs to be selected from an existing pool of genes collected from all of the different human races all over the globe. That is to say that no Alien DNA could be added to the human gene pool.
You: “Ruby, I’ve decided… I need to create my first human”
Ruby: “Great Marek, I am happy to hear that”
You: “Define DNA sequence — Sex: Female — Name: Sophia — Age: 23”
Ruby: “DNA Sequence created, waiting for your input configuration parameters”
Friendly like a Filipina girl
Intelligent like a German girl
Dances Like a Brazilian girl
Speaks like a French girl
Polite like a Japanese girl
Creative like an American girl
Runs like a Kenyan girl
Faithful like an Indian girl
Sweet like a Chinese girl
Has facial features are like an Italian girl
Has hair and skin color are like a Swedish girl
Elegant like an English girl
Smiles like a Serbian girl
Sportive like a Russian girl
Ruby: “Parameter file loaded. human cells mutation procedure initiated… please standby…“