The Perfect Woman

Imagine this…

It is year 2454… You are a 25 years old man, you live on Earth in an artificial man-made dream city floating on top of the Atlantic Ocean. You are working in Jupiter, in the fuel extraction facility number 554. You travel daily from and to work, it isn’t a long trip, approximately 25 minutes each way, 50 minutes of your day which you usually use to have your breakfast and dinner.

Jupiter as it seen from Earth

Jupiter as it seen from Earth
From Flickr, User: Brian Jackson
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8AUoH9

Friday of January 23rd of year 2454… 7:00 PM, you have just arrived home from work.

Welcome home Marek, good to see you“, your robotic personal assistant greets you in her female friendly robotic voice.
You: “Thanks Ruby, i need you to send a message to Sasha
Ruby: “alright, i’m ready
You: “Start Message:
You: “Hi beautiful, how are you? Are you coming over tonight?
You: “Send Message
Ruby: “message sent

5 minutes later…
Ruby: “You have got a reply from Sasha
You: “Great, please read the message
Ruby: speaking in the voice of Sasha “I am not happy anymore with our relationship and we need to breakup

You have had your share of relationships, but most of it didn’t last long and didn’t go that well… Statistically, an average relationship lasts for 2 months, down from an average of 3 months per relationship in 2440. So, in the last 7 years you had approximately 35 relationships, 15 of which you got dumped and another 20 which you had to end from your side, and it wasn’t pleasant.

That’s it, you are tired of starting all over again every 2 months. You know deep down that you have to take control of your life and you have to find the Perfect Woman. Find? How about creating the perfect woman?

In 2383, the human race developed the technology required to genetically design the perfect human DNA. There is only one limitation, the DNA used in any design needs to be selected from an existing pool of genes collected from all of the different human races all over the globe. That is to say that no Alien DNA could be added to the human gene pool.

You: “Ruby, I’ve decided… I need to create my first human
Ruby: “Great Marek, I am happy to hear that
You: “Define DNA sequence —  Sex: Female — Name: Sophia — Age: 23

Ruby: “DNA Sequence created, waiting for your input configuration parameters

Friendly like a Filipina girl

Friendly Filipina girl

Friendly Filipina girl
From Flickr, User: Ronnie
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8fgkr1

Intelligent like a German girl

A girl from Munich

A girl from Munich
Photo from Flickr, User: Nathan Rupert
Original: http://flic.kr/p/am4cFn

Dances Like a Brazilian girl

Brazilian girl dancing in Salvador's Carnival

Brazilian girl dancing in Salvador’s Carnaval
From Flickr, User: Team at Carnaval
Original: https://flic.kr/p/7GGeoo

Speaks like a French girl

Polite like a Japanese girl

Cute Japanese Girls

Cute Japanese Girls
Photo from Flickr, User: Mathew Kenwrick
Original: http://flic.kr/p/9BLCSb

Creative like an American girl

Marissa Mayer

Marissa Mayer
From Flickr, User: TechCrunch
Original: https://flic.kr/p/fPpFwM

Runs like a Kenyan girl

Kenyan girls

Kenyan girls
From Flickr, User: BU Interactive News
Original: https://flic.kr/p/bN3nR2

Faithful like an Indian girl

Indian girl

Indian girl
From Flickr, User: David Long
Original: https://flic.kr/p/7Uo6Rw

Sweet like a Chinese girl

Sweet Chinese girl

Sweet Chinese girl
From Flickr, User: watchsmart
Original: https://flic.kr/p/LmU1e

Has facial features are like an Italian girl

Italian girl

Italian girl
From Flickr, User: Alessandro Valli
Original: https://flic.kr/p/6Z1xke

Has hair and skin color are like a Swedish girl

Swedish girl

Swedish girl
From Flickr, User: hedvigs
Original: https://flic.kr/p/aMpBe4

Elegant like an English girl

English girl

English girl
From Flickr, User: Roy Macleod
Original: https://flic.kr/p/8Uidrm

Smiles like a Serbian girl

Serbian girl

Serbian girl
From Flickr, User: Milos Milosevic
Original: https://flic.kr/p/51nWXL

Sportive like a Russian girl

Maria Sharapova- A Russia professional and beautiful Tennis player

Maria Sharapova- A Russia professional and beautiful Tennis player
From Flickr, User: Boss Tweed
Original: https://flic.kr/p/34AwHN

Ruby: “Parameter file loaded. human cells mutation procedure initiated… please standby…

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